What’s the weirdest phone call you have ever received?
Last Updated: 19.06.2025 02:56
ATTENTION SPIKES UP. What could he want with me? Did I do something wrong? Lord did I forget to pay something? Questions start flying through my head. What would the detention center sheriff want with me?
After a few moments he returns.
HELLO
Why did you put a guy’s dick in your mouth the first time?
Is your number (xxx) xxx-xxxx??
{RING} {RING}
Hi this is Sargent Moss from the County detention center. Is this Sean?
When was the first time you felt discriminated against because you were female?
Yes sir it is.
Do you reside at 1234 X X Lane?
Looks at phone, sees a number local to me, so I answered.
Are there any queer Space Marine Legion in Warhammer 30k or 40k?
Long pause, OK. (Inaudible talking). Could you hang on for just a sec?
I was trying to reach out to you because we have a Mr X here, who claims you are his legal guardian. He needs you to come down and sign some forms.
No sir I sure don't, I live in the next city over.
What are LGBT+ people tired of hearing?
Do what? Officer, I'm sorry I have no kids of my own, and I don't know anybody by that name.
Whew, not in trouble!! But someone named Sean with a similar number is apparently about to have a rather bad day.
I hear a pause on the line, it goes quiet for a few seconds.
Sure no problem officer.
I'm sorry to bother you, my staff just told me our guy corrected his information and had a number off for his home phone. Have a good day. Hangs up.